ass drum

An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.

Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.

by bigboss839 March 28, 2009

Ass Wind

A fart void of any smell at all. The opposite of the "silent but deadly" fart. This fart can be noisy and/or gross sounding, as long as it is odorless.

I just felt the breeze from your ass wind.

Or

Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.

by Big Lerm March 11, 2009

ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. The success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“brooo on god he keep ass kissing me for my nudies”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

ass log

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

by Nord March 23, 2004

Ripping Ass

Being really good at something

Doug is ripping ass in 2d platformers

by DougIsGoodAt2DPlatformers June 20, 2023

clown ass

a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)

shut up clown ass

stop acting like a clown ass

by Bonez21 May 20, 2008

Ass fog

A fart so pungent the smell lingers in the air, like a thick fog.

Irwin: Oh my God, what is that foul smell? It's stinging my nostrils.

Bryan: That's my dog, Odin. His air biscuits are pretty intense.

Irwin: Dude, that ass fog is so bad I can practically see it linger in the air. What do you feed that animal?

by Odin's Raven January 2, 2011