brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
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The Bell Brothers

A duo of two amazing brothers, who have fought through thick and thin with one another; always having each others backs, and are an fierce force to be reckoned with. These two guys are some badass motherfuckers, and shouldnt be tested. With their strong German complexions, their handsomeness is so powerful, that even the sun can't handle their handsomeness and has to retreat to the opposite of the earth every single night. If one of them is harmed or affected by someone, you best believe the other brother will retaliate with the force and strength of 1,000 men. If you see The Bell Brothers in public, be warned that these two men are very articulate, and can outwit you in the blink of an eye.
Guy 1: "Oh shit, its the Bell Bois! We need the get the fuck out of here!"
Guy 2: " You can hear their German rap in the distance! The Bell Brothers mean business! Run motherfucker RUN!"
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We are human beings like fingers. One-handed fingers are all fingers, but their shape and size are different. The way humans think is different, though they are all human beings.
Every man likes to marry with a woman who resembles his mother, but not every man thinks like this; or we can say, five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.
by HADASH July 31, 2017
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Stable Brothers

Like Eskimo brothers but for guys who fuck the same horse girl
Matt and I both fucked the same horse girl, I guess that means we’re stable brothers now
by Ljones23 November 18, 2019
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what’s up brother ☝🏽

comes from a streamer named “Sketch
Y/n friend: “what’s up bro”
Y/n: “What’s up brother ☝🏽🤓”
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Sad Brothers

Usually two legendary friends names Tristan and Ben. They have an idea why they are sad but just can not put their finger on it. They are sad forever.
The Sad Brothers are joining the navy seals
by King Saddddddd April 22, 2019
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brother stealer

someone who jokes about your brother being hot and then falls in love with him. smh.
i love my friend, even though she's a brother stealer
by brotherstealer1234 February 13, 2018
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