A man that frequently partakes in the velvety anus of another man, yet maintains that he is heterosexual because he says "no homo" first.
Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.
by Miggles February 7, 2015
Get the alabama straightmug. A state in the Southeastern US which holds boundaries with Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, and very little of Florida. It is also known for the stereotype of inbreeding, given their high count of cross-bred individuals. It is also known for the backwoods rejects who fuck their sisters in their free time
Hey man, you from Alabama??
Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.
Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.
by bchc2003 November 3, 2018
Get the Alabamamug. When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
Get the alabama damp towelmug. When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.
by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023
Get the Alabama Panhandlemug. Me: You from Alabama?
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!
by Audi0sl4v3 June 30, 2022
Get the Alabama Wetdownmug. by Johnny Caviar March 27, 2024
Get the Alabama Poutinemug. by Gottasitch May 3, 2021
Get the Alabama situationmug.