alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape
With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.
by deepfish January 16, 2015
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Alabama Air Freshener

When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum
I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener
by Trashbonious August 12, 2017
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selma Alabama

Selma Alabama home of crooked mayor's and city officials home of crackheads pill poppers powder head niggas and bitches, home of of racism low key still is a racist ass city home of bad body prostitute's, roaches, carpet burns and fake designer clothes, putuna cigarette smoking ass niggas home of some good people also some real niggas not (many tho) home of hard working people that the city take advantage of and under pay them home of stealing kids dreams robbing them of they future home of being around and being comfortable with being around failure daily home of no ambition no dreams home dressing any kind of way home of walking in the store dressed any kind of way (first impression is best impression)home of no drive it's been stolen home of no bright future to look forward until the crooks
by Callmehaterproof June 19, 2022
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alabama firedrago

An act in which a man shits on the floor and makes his male partner eat it while giving him anal they then piss on each other, more than one partner may be used, infact you can try it with the whole family, it'll teach the kids a good lesson;)
by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017
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Alabama s’more

When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”
by shoelace June 24, 2019
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alabama baseball

When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.
Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.
by Reallee March 17, 2024
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Alabama Stampede

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death
Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede
by SouthernPlayboi June 07, 2018
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