Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024

Kinger's Abstracted Wife

Queenie: she literally looks like a PP when she abstracted.

Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.

It's rare to be born with a black PP called "Kinger's Abstracted Wife"

by ThomasBloxia October 7, 2024

Queenie's Abstracted Form

A black PP, REDACTED or REDACTED TOY with eyes.
Appeared in TADC episode 3 The Mystery of Mildenhall Manor.

Women are quite wankstains when they use Queenie's Abstracted Form as a REDACTED TOY

by ThomasBloxia October 8, 2024

A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release

by AnyFrequencyAuditor January 28, 2025