J Love

The most chill maths teacher this side of the Congo.

J Love: sahhhhh dude

by HamburgerPls May 27, 2017

J. Linz

A math teacher in which it is impossible to pass his class.
Also, a golf instructor for the school golf team.

Urban dictionary please approve of this add because I didn't use a first name (:

J. linz is really hot, but it is impossible to pass his class. Hahaha.

by StudentxD June 26, 2009

j. fed

as one associated with hephalumps, or woozles

Yo! Heph that lump of j. fed before the wooz-dawg gets him!

by Anonymous May 07, 2003

j dunn

perpetual awesomness.. the hottest shit that old man never stomped out on the porch... the antichrists nightmare... the poon handler.. johnny fuckin dungeon

lisa: hey did you hear that new j dunn album just dropped?
sarah: hell yeah! he's so fuckin hot i wanna do him right now in his money pit!

by kevin x mccallister January 18, 2011

Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off

This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J

by jaboi January 17, 2020

J Randall

an extremely sexy guy who can sing, dance, write his own music; music featured on Step Up 3D soundtrack; HAS AH-MAZING EYES.

Hey Kas, who sings Spirit of the Radio again?" "J Randall."

by mamallamados December 11, 2010

J-boots

the state of mind of a person who is deeply intoxicated on jenkem.

similar to the k-hole (which describes the conscious, catatonic state that ketamine users experience)

"Dude, looks like your Dad's got his j-boots on again..."

by Sraes Nave May 08, 2008