when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them
by Slurp Master November 17, 2019
Get the self absorbantmug. <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
Get the self-reportmug. When a country decided to announce they’re independent without actually being oppressed or control by outside power and not actually understanding what independence mean.
On 13th of May, State of Israel self-proclaimed independence on Instagram, stating that Israel Marks 76 years of Independence through an online post.
How funny is it that Israel decided to self-proclaimed independence after decades of oppressing and brutally killing Palestinians with no mercy.
How funny is it that Israel decided to self-proclaimed independence after decades of oppressing and brutally killing Palestinians with no mercy.
by Alleyesonpalestine May 18, 2024
Get the Self-proclaimed Independencemug. The self coming through as confident or hiding behind its ownself.
Self-esteem is an indicator of how people have treated you or you have perceived the treatment.
Can be positive or negative.
Self-esteem is an indicator of how people have treated you or you have perceived the treatment.
Can be positive or negative.
"That outfit it so you" will effect self-esteem. This is an example of a statement that can be taken positively or negatively.
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
Get the Self-Esteemmug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number ''Three Hundred <&>AnUdA<&> Eighty Four'" Is A sign Of Self-Expression<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number ''Three Hundred <&>AnUdA<&> Eighty Four'" Is A sign Of Self-Expression<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number ''Three Hundred <&>AnUdA<&> Eighty Four'" Is A sign Of Self-Expression<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by .unl0ded_3rror May 27, 2023
Get the Self-boostmug.