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toilet bitch

n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)
When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH
by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021
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Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.
My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.
by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Toilet Chan

A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.
Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan
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Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.
Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.
by Elise girly May 19, 2021
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Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.
Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.
by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024
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toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
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