He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.
Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.
by StoneyCali June 02, 2021
by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 21, 2017
A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
by Dax’s November 25, 2021
Mikes mustang is clean and has low mileage because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
by No smoke July 18, 2023
best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!
there a eli and marshy and mike
by lolitslux July 06, 2022
Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
by Myne12 November 23, 2021
Mikee as a girl is so hot amazing. And will throw you off a building but will fuck you before she does it. When she fucks you she will fuck you up. After a good sesh with her your whole perspective in life will change and you’ll be knocked out like you could make her your NyQuil.
by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021