Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 12, 2020

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Jake's Memes

Unoriginal, unfunny, and generally lacking in humorous qualities

Random Person: Jake's Memes are so bad
Random Person 2: you right

by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019

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Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.

Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.

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person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

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by June 01, 2021

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Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020

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