texas love bun

A deep fried bun filled with nacho cheese, bacon, and french fries.

Did you hear that food truck downtown sells Texas love buns.

by Food slut September 29, 2017

Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018

texas tounge fucker

A cumstain that's been in a tube sock for a while.

Derrick you're such a texas tounge fucker!

by Nigerfaggot June 4, 2018

Texas Pat on the Back

When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.

"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."

by Bikeramp March 3, 2019

Texas Lighter

Texas Lighter: Is a propane torch used as a regular lighter.

Example: Used for the lighting of your favorite smoking products... Cigar, cigarettes, pipes or any other smoking devices, that which need fire applied to.

Hey, can you please pass me the "Texas Lighter", over there, in front of you?

"What? What lighter?"

In, Front of you.
The "Texas Lighter" right there.
That propane torch "Texas Lighter".

by Gypsy Lizzard February 7, 2019

Texas

The place full of ignorance and pride. Most people who are born and raised in Texas never want to move out for any reason not even for vacation. Everything is better in Texas. NO NO No no NOT TRUE! Except for BBQ most things are rather worse in Texas. If you are failing in life or want to succeed in life then do not move in Texas, it will only make things worse for you and your family

If you are racist, sexist, obese, mentally ill, a high school dropout, Taylor Swift fan and serial killer than Texas would make a great place for you, only if all those traits apply to you.

by Mr Zsasz September 17, 2019

Texas Burner

A sexual move where one person fills their mouth hot sauce, and their partner delicately slides their penis in.

"Hey man, did you try that Texas Burner last night?"

"Yeah man, it hurt so good."

by barrycalifornia22 September 12, 2020