fart hurdle

The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.

Example 1:

Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."

Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."

by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013

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farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.

That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!

by Woodpimp October 6, 2015

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Split Fart

A repulsive fart that spreads throughout the entire room

Ew, he just had a split fart!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

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Fart Raid

While the victim is asleep a group of friends sneak in the room close all the windows fart stinky farts all at once and wake up the victim. Then they lock the victim in their room forcing the victim to smell the farts!

Man tonight I will host a fart raid on Alfred after he was flirting with my girl!

by fartso55 November 25, 2016

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