Softflex

(Noun) The first ever ski-jacket-hoodie hybrid.
Aka the ultimate snow hoodie.
Looks like a hoodie, performs like a ski jacket.
Insulated, waterproof, zippered pockets, powder skirt — all wrapped in a stupid-soft, stretchy exterior.
Built for riders who hate bulky jackets and want to stay warm without looking like a marshmallow.

Example:

“Dude showed up in a Softflex. It was 10° and he wasn’t even shivering.”
"Arent you freezing in that hoodie? This isnt a hoodie, its a Softflex"
"Did you see that guys softflex? So sick."

by Alphakev November 30, 2025

texas softball

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.

Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.

by Scott "dick sucker" Stephens April 30, 2008

Biggie Soft

A biggie soft is when your weiner is slightly hard and big but not hard enough to enage in any sexual activities.

Dude, I just pantsed Nathan and I swear to God he had a Biggie Soft.

by Jay-Emm The Duke of Dock March 27, 2011

Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.

Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.

by I-Am-The-Cold August 10, 2015

delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.

Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.

by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016

micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017

angel soft

Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass

Man that angel soft left dingle berries all over my asshole.

by Mr. Dic-tionary April 26, 2017