the type of guy you see out your window carrying a bunch of fruits on his head every morning . has broken legs . calls everyone gay even tho he is gay.
by dapperwispp November 23, 2021
Get the sammug. by Daddy your Bruv May 29, 2018
Get the sam purviancemug. some sort of great guy who can always make you laugh, he also has some sort of boat that really needs to be fixed, some sort of sister named Sarah, and some sort of colleague named Bucky.
AKA: Captain America, Falcon, Wilson
AKA: Captain America, Falcon, Wilson
by Hondacf100! October 29, 2021
Get the Sammug. Sam is someone that has a micro-penis ranging from about 1-3 in. Sam is always rawdogging his bros and is always in the dust.
by Jo Hunninghake November 24, 2021
Get the Sammug. A name for the most annoying person in the world, he hits girls and tries to fight them. NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH A SAM they will ruin your life.
by Everyone person that hates Sam June 24, 2019
Get the Sammug. The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.
by AnonymouslyMean January 1, 2024
Get the Sammug. Sam, he's the most amazing the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, charming...I have no words to really explain he’s the kind of guy that makes you happy to be alive he’s the kind of person you talk to your friends about 24/7 he’s the kind of person you dream about every night whenever you look at him you feel numb you feel like nobody else is around and your the only two people on earth everyone and everything is blurred out all you can see is him...his perfect smile his amazing laugh is perfect hair his beautiful eyes. Sams the kind of guy girls go crazy for the kind of guy you think isn’t even real the kind of guy that is above every other guy he’s just perfect in every single way.
Girl: Guys! Look at Sam over there :)
Friends: Ew...I don’t know why you even like him!
Girl:Because he’s perfect in every single way...he’s flawless to me and only me :)
Friends: Ew...I don’t know why you even like him!
Girl:Because he’s perfect in every single way...he’s flawless to me and only me :)
by ~Perfection~ April 28, 2019
Get the Sammug.