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Simp

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
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by Je fromage November 6, 2020
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Homer Simp...son

Twitch term: someone that acts very protective of a streamer, almost like a father figure, but in reality is her biggest simp.
"Yeah, Jack is way too protective of Kelly, he is a total Homer Simp...son."
by Magnus Motor August 18, 2022
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when a guy does way too much for a girl because he is obsessed.
by hahah1212 November 27, 2020
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A person who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta Male that he has now evolved into a Simp. E.x Bruno
I'm a weak individual who likes to Simp snowflakes.
by Jathi February 13, 2020
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someone who does a lot/almost too much for the person they like. almost like an obsession but not exactly. these days it’s just thrown around like the word “crush” but that isn’t the proper definition. respecting a girl or being nice isn’t being a simp. it’s sweet.
by g1owy September 9, 2020
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a nigga thats pussy df or in dey feelings ~ made by press .
det nigga such ah simp dehell .
by Simp dehell . May 22, 2020
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