Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Shifted

A word usually use by people on drugs to say there on "Cloud Nine."

"yeah dude I'm so shifted right now."

by SprinkleShit9001 December 3, 2023

Shift Locker

A person who constantly has to use shift lock in Roblox. They twist and spin around people's avatars to get a good look at them, hump people's avatars on a daily basis, and when someone says something "shocking" in the chat (which most of the time it isn't), these shift lockers twist around instantly at the person who said it, acting like what they said was a big deal. It is the dorkiest thing to watch, and if you want to see it for yourself, join these Roblox games they cultivate in: Rate My Avatar, Public Bathroom Simulator, and White Room. There is a 90% chance you will see this happen or it will happen to you.

Person 1: "Erm... heh, imma touch you!"
Person 2: *Instantly faces Person 1, acting all shocked at a commonly repeated and incredibly annoying phrase.*
Person 1: "You fell for my trap, now the entire Gamer League will frown down upon you as the shift locker you are."
Person 2: "NO!!!!!!!!!!"

by Eggego July 31, 2024

Shifting On

When you date some closely connected to your ex immediately after the break up.

When Tammy started dating her ex husband’s brother Dan, she was shifting on.

by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024

Shifting on

When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.

When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.

by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024

Shitty Mungis

A shitty mungis is someone that keeps pissing you off and never stops.

Person 1: Haha your hair looks funny!
Person 2: Shut up you shitty mungis!

by maise's#1fan August 13, 2024

Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.

"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."

by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024