sexual credit report

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.

Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."

by Pete Dick September 14, 2009

queer-o-sexual

a queer, or fagot.

some one for enjoys the company of other men in their rectum.

also known as fudge packers, butt pirates, butt budys, black cherry-poppers or just gayfers

man 1: so is randy straight or what?
man 2: oh, no, randy is a queer-o-sexual
man 1: joe owes me $50...

by jAx0r May 4, 2010

sexual piece of ass

A very sexy person; person you'd love to fuck.

Damn, look at sara, she's so hot, she's one sexual piece of ass!

by markusssluvsher April 27, 2008

Sexual intercourse

Sexual intercourse is when a man inserts his Penis into a woman’s Vagina or Anus

Hey Bob I had sexual intercourse with Elli Mcgunway

by Sweet and thoughtful 113 May 21, 2019

buy sexual

when a gay person wants to by your reproductive organs for money $$

one sick mother fucker i dont want to meet

by scared little boy February 7, 2005

Sexual Blueberry Pancake

A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.

Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.

by pastrielover March 20, 2011

what the sexual intercourse

A non explicit way of saying..
what the fuck

THAT DOG JUST SHIT ON YOUR PANTS
"what the Sexual Intercourse, NOOO"

by Plog123 November 26, 2007