Sam Lund

the best pig

hey u seen sam lund around?

hes probably in his sty

by arlofeeney123 May 1, 2023

National send Sam nudes day

October 5th

This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!

Sam:"AYO BITCH UTS OCTOBER 5TH"

Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."

Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"

Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"

by Definitely not a Sam October 5, 2021

Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018

Sam

If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.

Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.

by Hailey is Lesbian April 2, 2022

Sam

hes a bully

that guys a bully, he must be called Sam

by seagulll February 1, 2020

Tim Sam

A Superior Being Soon To Be Studied By Science, Most Likely Gonna Replace The Word Awesome.

There is only one Tim Sam, so no examples are available.

by <3wife September 25, 2011

sam greenspan

Boy who gets no girls and the girls he does get have missing teeth and vapes in the school toilets

You are a Sam greenspan

by Anonymous11225569 November 24, 2021