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halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.
There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss
by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010
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Piss Money

Low amounts of money you can spend without remorse nor thought.
Typically less than 100$
A million dollars to a billionaire is piss money.
Person 1- Tj got shot over $40
Person 2- 40$?!? Man that's piss money
Rich Broke Stupid Drunk Money to blow Vacation Paycheck Ghetto Student loans
by Sstav October 23, 2015
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piss tree

A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers
Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.
by Dstew1024 December 21, 2017
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Nigger piss

When a black man with a blue do-rag and large penis takes a piss on the side of the highway for all to see
by Bsbahahsba May 30, 2022
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Morse piss

Urinating in a Morse code pattern after ejaculating.
Mark took a Morse piss after masturbating.
by HOMERO89 November 9, 2017
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Piss Jynx

When one person announces they have to take a piss and then makes someone else want to take a piss as well.
Person 1: Man I gotta piss

Person 2: ...shit now I gotta piss..

Person 3: You got piss jynxed!
by YourDemonic April 10, 2023
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Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water
dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD
by Z412 July 14, 2019
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