Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

Beach Pirate

Typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet. They prance, dance, and trump all day long. Derived from the somalian word beeatch periatez. Can often be spotted on the beaches of california, hawaii, texas, louisiana and ¿new mexico? I guess...even though they don't have a beach?

Dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate!

Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.

There is a beach pirate in the flip!

Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!

by brrenlissa! December 9, 2011

Pirate

yarr

Me a pirate

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023

condom pirate

Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.

No niggas using this in a sentence

Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.

by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023

Referral Pirate

A person that, downloads an app, with intentions of using the referral rewards program in the app to sign up new users With NO intentions of utilizing the app for future use

Anyone that signs up under there referral code, does the steps clearly stated in the terms and conditions, gets paid $$

Guess I'ma be a referral pirate for $5-$30

WITH CASHAPP. Someone told me anywhere from $5-$30... I just gotta:
Get the app.
Enter your referral code into their profile.
Link a debit card.
Send $5 within 14 days of using the referral code

by $burgess9969 March 16, 2023

Patchy the Pirate videos 😊

SpongeBoB clips you post, watch, and send on Snapchat.

Patchy the Pirate videos 😊

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023

Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.

I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.

by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023