Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee

Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee

by tbor852 November 4, 2025

Baylee Peters

A rad dude

gwen:you see baylee peters, shes rad
jackson:yeah i know

by louis caseley December 20, 2021

Peter Puffer

A character in a charming little gay tongue twister; the Peter Pecker rhyme goes something like:

Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers.
A peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked.
If Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers,
Where's the peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked?
.

As a homosexual nursery rhyme, this verse is a tongue twister as twisting one's tongue around an erect, throbbing pecker while reciting "Peter Puffer" flawlessly takes a certain amount of skill and practice.

A similar tongue twister is to quickly ask « à qui sont ces six saucissons-ci », while repeatedly twisting your tongue around the other lads' sausages. The chaps being swallowed respond to « combien coûte ces six saucissons-ci » with a countersign « ces saucissons-ci coûte six sous », asking the equivalent of six cents for this fine mouthful of fresh sausage.

by bitchuck July 2, 2025

Peter R. de Vries

Someone that appears way too much in talk shows. A person that could easily be disliked by a whole country.

Nobody knows why they pronounce the R in Peter R. de Vries.

Bob: Hey did you see Peter R. de Vries on TV last night?
Jan: Man, there was not 1 channel which didn't show his face.

Eve: OMG I can't get Peter R. de Vries out of my head! He's been on television the whole week already. Would you date him?
Alice: Really... I don't date grumpy old men.

by w0ttw0ttw0tt January 16, 2019

Peter Stain

When precum leaks out of the tip and leaves a wet dot on your trousers.

After that lap dance, I could see Mark's peter stain from across the room.

by Neener Shent February 18, 2015

klaus peter

most german name ever
knows his english

deutsch af
Teresa Dad

whats your daddys name?

his name is KLAUS PETER

by jurassicaderboZz September 11, 2017

Peter

Peter on the mid scale can sometime range from low to exactly mid. If he goes over mid that an issue and you need to take a xanax, or a nap. His brother is a “bisexual” but everybody knows he’s really just gay. Peter usually takes some form of steroids, for example; creatine. He somehow went from skinny abs to benching 195 pounds at 14 years old. He also has a huge fucking ass and squats 260 on a good day. Any person would tap dat ass and has been accused of being gay with the homies.

Person One: “Damn who’s ass is that”
Person Two: “oh that’s just peters”

by Philipxfrankiegrande March 30, 2022