whip the cow

To slap a fat person

-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck

by Hoodboiy January 23, 2016

Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.

“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

by Zynodome September 23, 2020

Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

by Zynodome September 23, 2020

mushroom whip

when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty

"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"

by cecil d. May 09, 2016

wonder whip

Is a sandwhich composed of wonder bread and miracle whip only because your broke ass cant afford no damn lunch meat. Also a dance move created by modern hip hop trend following asains

"What are you eating it looks like a white collar version of ketchup on crackers" "its a wonder whip".

by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017

Pecker Whipped

Synonym for dick whipped and dicktimized.

Used by cowboys, residents of the Southern and Mid-Western US states, IQ-challenged Gen X'ers, and/or Millenials on their underage girlfriend(s), wife(s), or secret gay lover(s).

Ma'am you've been pecker whipped! While taking your cowboy hat off as a gesture of respect.

by Calinga Bro January 29, 2025