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(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
by Joyeuse May 13, 2008
mugGet the Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Downmug.

Somebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

A word used when someone around u said or did something really stupid
Dat nigga Trey gave me 20 dallaz 4 a piece of gum.Damn sumebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin
by D November 23, 2003
mugGet the Somebody fell out of da dumb tree dis morninmug.

Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
by dancesinblood1 October 17, 2011
mugGet the Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!mug.

somebody fell out of da ugly tree dis mornin

A term used when one of ur homeboys or homegrls walk around lookin fucked up.
Damn trey!!who did ur edge up!! HAHA somebody fell out of da dumb tree this mornin
by D November 23, 2003
mugGet the somebody fell out of da ugly tree dis morninmug.

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
by pyroFireFox September 18, 2018
mugGet the a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tipmug.

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
mugGet the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its legmug.

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