toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture

"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"

by hairy taco terminator January 06, 2014

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 07, 2021

toilet-ridden

Someone who can’t stay off the toilet

Hey man, I was toilet-ridden from that delicious meal I ate with my dad last night💩

by cdeeznutz March 07, 2021

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

Skibidi-toilet-ohio-rizz

Skibidi-toilet-ohio-rizz" is a filler word used as an adjective. It is not usually hyphenated, is informal, and is categorized as a slang term. The hyphenated word is a Gen Alpha term that somewhat mocks both themselves and their contemporary trends. An example in a conversation would be:

"Hey, I just got the new Lady Gaga skin in Fortnite."
"That's Skibidi-toilet-ohio-rizz."

"The appears to be quite Skibidi-toilet-ohio-rizz, I would never bear watching it."

by His Majesty's Grammar Police March 13, 2024

national skibidi toilet day

a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler

charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing

charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day

by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 06, 2022