hijacking-off

When you're on a flight and the mood turns dark. You (pretend to) feel a gun in your side and you (don't really) hear a dark voice tell you to go to the bathroom. Now wank or I'll blow up the plane... says the voice in your head. mile high club rape wank

Whilst mid-flight:
"That guy's been in the toilet for a long time and it sounds like me might be crying!?!"
"Don't worry, probably just hijacking-off!".

by Grim Mark May 19, 2016

knuckle-off

The act of ejaculation or masturbation. Rooted from the trifecta of knuckles that surrounds the end of a penis during masturbation.

"Hey man I'll be over in like 5. Just gotta go knuckle-off a few."

"That girl was such a tease, but whatever. I'll just knuckle-off a few when I get home."

by AK!!! November 14, 2007

assin' off

Running off somewhere, on a whim or in a fit of rage without thinking of the consequences of ones actions for doing so.

"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"

by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013

fugger off

The desire to tell someone to fuck off but not quite having the courage to do so.

Why don't you just fugger off.

by Steve Solo August 29, 2017

Puck off

When you are Christian and don’t want to swear it is okay to say this word. It sounds like “fuck off” but is with a P.

Mohamed: Puck off Whore give me some head!
Julia: sorry daddy

by Puck off October 3, 2020

Teased off

To get angry, uncomfortable or upset

Steve: I'm getting really teased off!
James: Calm down. Calm down.

by KingofNorway March 21, 2015

cooking off

exploding, blowing up

He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.

by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007