Uncle mike

Finger in the butt

You totally got uncle Miked.

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023

Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023

Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"

by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009

Mike Maniachi

he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.

why do you keep calling me an asshole?, because youre mike maniachi and you know why

by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010

Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 2, 2022

National Mike Day

The day of All Mikes Placed on February 15 Celebrate Mike's By sending them something it can be money or something that they like your choice.

say Happy National Mike Day Send a Friend or anybody name Mike money or something that they like. idfk jus give em sum Mike

by TheUnkownJit February 15, 2023

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022