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The Perfect Man

A man that can accept you when your beautiful, and when you're not so much. He listens to what you have to say and actually respects you enough to respond thoughtfully. He's not afraid of commitment and he values family. He treats you with respect, and accepts that you're his partner, not his slave. He works with you equally and values your opinion on different subjects. He is.. VERY hard to find. So if you do, don't ever let go.
The perfect man is hard to find.
by definingmen January 11, 2012
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man titties

breasts on a man

a sign to lay off the bacon double cheesburgers & super-sized fries

also known as man boobs
Hey, Tony... when you & your woman make love WHO SUCKS WHO'S TITTIES?!
by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004
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spider man

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.
by mike January 5, 2004
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cool man

a sarcastic and dismissive phrase used when indicated that you've spotted someone is trying to brag and you couldn't give a shit
Person 1: Yeah mate, just been at this messy party

Person 2: Cool man.

Person 1: No seriously I got so drunk I had to be taken away in ambulance

Person 2: Cool man!
by Ellsclark4ubaby August 24, 2009
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Pizza Man

Commonly refered to the imfamous guy from the cheap 1970's porn movies who "delivers large meat pizzas" to all the ladies.
by Brian Posey October 9, 2007
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red man

a native american, someone who is of indian(native american) heritage.
by Chase Johnson January 8, 2005
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man fat

man fat is a substance found on the chins of young whores when Captain Cum is in town, they lap up the man fat(jizz) like cats to milk
The horror was complete when danny walked in covered in boy butter "I got lost and wandered in to the bum buglar convention" he mumbled with a tear in his eye
by johnny football October 3, 2003
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