Magic™

The most famous of Red Rangers (see definition of "Red Ranger") A Red Ranger who is often in Denial
"Oh man did you see that foo?"
"Yeh, he was tottally eyeing my crotch"
"He is so Magic™"
by Voldykins February 22, 2008
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magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
by EdRoyce March 22, 2023
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Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021
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Magical

Able to do something retarded in a magical way
*Friend loses his car in a parking lot*
You: Your fucking magical
by MagicalBoi December 08, 2017
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IM BOUTA FINNA USE MY MAGICAL WHIP THAT HAS A BUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by EAFANATIC June 14, 2022
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magic merge

The act of merging onto a limited-access highway without checking mirrors or getting to proper speed; usually involves following the white line all the way into regular traffic by a driver oblivious to other vehicles on the road.
"On the way to work this morning I almost got in a wreck when this bitch just magic merged right in front of me!"
by terafunker July 19, 2009
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