Gas Money 

Lowest rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a female who is so desparate for male companionship that she'll bang anyone for Gas Money. One usually has to be extremely intoxicated to wake up next to one of these in the morning, forcing one to pull a coyote ugly, followed by a slew of major profanity, occasionally interrupted by projectile vomiting and sobbing. Also a pre-cursor to repeatedly beating the crap out of one's "so-called" friends for allowing this bullshit to happen. Poor guy.

"Why didn't we stop Spoons from banging that Gas money last night? We better stay out of his way for a while, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up, IF he wakes up. Poor guy......"

Gas Money by SP00NS October 8, 2007

K money Dangle 

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.

"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"

K money Dangle by Mohlestator September 10, 2009

Nigger Money 

A pathetically miniscule stimulus payment of $600 for americans pushed and lobbyed by democrats, where as a substantial payment of $2000 is only given if non-citizens can receive it.

Joe bidan finally pushed the miniscule stimulus payment package, backed with billions of tax cuts for the rich, too bad were real home born american citizens and not wetbacks or it would have been more, I guess we should be happy with our Nigger Money.

Nigger Money by stayndie666 December 30, 2020

that's money 

A dumb, but awesome way of saying: That's cool!

Jane: Hey I have a lollipop!
Bobby: That's money!
Jane: -_-

that's money by Melanie the Meanie November 16, 2010

cash money 

n.:
Cash in hand, as opposed to checks, credit cards, debit cards, or goods available for barter.

Cash money is the shit that makes the world go 'round, my friend.

See: Benjamins.

I gotta lay my hands on some cash money.

cash money by Wingchild September 13, 2003

get money

Working-out and building body strength; Particularily bar exercises like pull-ups, dips and other variations. Performed outside on the street or on the playground.

"pull-ups and dips, every day, that's how I get money"

"If you aint working hard you aint getting money, you gettin counterfeit"

get money by Tayda Tot August 26, 2008

j-money

an over eccentric individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably sweet in every way possible.

"omg, that was so j-money!"
"hey j-money way to keep it real"

j-money by fernado July 16, 2006