mobile lesbian

Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians

Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .

by Homewrecker April 19, 2018

Moby Dick

A synonym for Alkyl Nitrates (Poppers), a drug notable for its reputation in the gay community.

"Yo Gregg, pass the drugs"

"You mean Moby Dick? Here you go!'

by ThisOneYokel April 19, 2018

mobilindness

n. Impaired vision consisting of a sort of tunnel vision or loss of peripheral vision due to constant staring at a mobile or cellphone screen.

Man, that guy must be mobilind! He didn't even notice that gorgeous girl who walked right by him, and then he slammed into that lamppost! That's the worst case of mobilindness I've ever seen.

by MadridTiger December 7, 2017

mobtagging

In World of Warcraft, it's done by doing:
1. Have a group follow you into a dungeon
2. Leave the group while you're pulling mobs
3. Max your DPS to get the most xp and kill all the mobs

Level 15: "Wanna go mobtagging in Dead Mines?"
Level 110: "Sure"

by ItzEntity December 16, 2017

mobbling

It is what you call or define someone who is worried or injured.

He was a mobbing after the rugby session. (In this case, mobbling means injured so it would mean he was injured after the rugby session)

by Gilly Gill June 4, 2018

Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018

Mobesity

obesemomjustfat

My girlfriend ate so mush last night. My mom asked if she was pregnant, i think she has mobesity!

by CronusMakesMemes June 13, 2018