Ugly face, beasty legs

1. A female who has both a terribly ugly face, coupled with grossly hairy or unshaven legs. Probably the worst looking specimen of female humanity.

To be an 'ugly face, beasty legs'.

Dude: "Man, that chick is gross."
Other Dude: "I know. A true 'ugly face, beasty legs' is what you have there.
Dude: "I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth."

by Dude Man Retravision December 9, 2010

Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

like a horse with two legs

Another way to say "lame".

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."

by Nick D November 11, 2003

Gay baby legs

Babies that have gay legs. Or babies that are born with gay legs.

The doctor said my son was born with gay legs.

Kids at school use to call me gay baby legs because I had small ass legs and I was gay

by Gay legs May 25, 2018

One-Shoed Dirty Leg

A girl that is such a slut (and has so many different guy's cum running down her leg) that (i) she either lost her shoe during all the fucking that she is doing or (ii) can't afford a second shoe.

Paris Hilton without money

by J. Kev January 9, 2004

lips, legs, breasts, and ass

What a woman is.

There are going to be lots of lips, legs, breasts, and ass at the party tonight!

by bobthebobbob October 18, 2008

what them legs do?

what them legs do is a question meaning if she is up for sexual intercourse.

Man: i bought u a diamond necklace so what them legs do?
Woman: Ill tell u later on tonight.

by manoach sigue February 13, 2014