The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022

Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger

Michael Jordan

by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022

jordan aither

a very swag girl who likes sports and hates math class intensely. when you first meet jordan aither she seems very layed back but after you get to know her her inner swag comes alive

who’s that swagiliscous girl over there

oh that’s jordan aither

by swagman2864 February 3, 2022

Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.

Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends

by Urrrmum February 6, 2022

Jordan B D

A Male Ballerina that might be fruity

I know a boy who is a Jordan B D

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022

Jordan Ofsink

He is a very cute kid who has a lot of stubble on his face and is always shaving. He loves to poop and not wipe his butt. He is very attractive man and all the girls love him. He goes to retro gym everyday with his friends. He is getting huge every single day and uses creatine. He drives a Honda accord and picks up mad women. He loves to drive in sport mode because that is very cool and chicks dig it

OMG!!! Is that Jordan Ofsink the cutest kid in Syosset High School

by Black default skin March 10, 2022

Jordan

A homosexual in denial.

me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)

by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022