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Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass
did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.
Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.
by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022
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Jordan

Some acorn looking fag who has no friends he is also friends with a Giovanni and Nicky. He also plays Roblox and doesn’t have the courage to ask out a girl
Look at that nibba jordan over there he’s an acorn
IKR
by Jfisksbdkxkaks November 9, 2018
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Jordan

This type of Jordan is racist, unfunny, and is a midget
by anonymous July 1, 2021
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Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
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Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet
“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”
by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 9, 2022
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Jordan

A total dick face who doesn’t know how to act and doesn’t know what he wants.
Man Jordan is SUCH a dick!”
I know right?”
by IHaveABoyfriendThankYou May 17, 2018
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