by anonymous January 9, 2021
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A worthless spineless guy.
One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).
In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)
A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.
Guy with a small dick.
A worthless spineless guy.
One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).
In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)
A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.
Guy with a small dick.
'I pulled a jonnymanson with the new girl'
'that guy jonnymansoned my sister'
'why is she really upset? she realised her boyfriend is a jonnymanson. she took it really hard'
'How big is your boyfriends dick? About 10 jonnymansons'
'that guy jonnymansoned my sister'
'why is she really upset? she realised her boyfriend is a jonnymanson. she took it really hard'
'How big is your boyfriends dick? About 10 jonnymansons'
by Alex Johnstone December 13, 2008
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Jonny is an Ambulance is punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland that plays shitty random gigs in the worst possible bars in the world.
Did you see Jonny is an Ambulance last night?
No i was too busy doing something more important and entertaining
what where you doing?
taking a dump
No i was too busy doing something more important and entertaining
what where you doing?
taking a dump
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