johnnydbaseball 

A true savage! The juul and shwax god himself. Is the true heir to the up stairs bathroom. The god other than Sagassi. Droppin squids since '02.

There was a real "johnnydbaseball" going on in Hardwick's office, if ya know what im saying.

"Johnnydbaseball" is the target of many fiends.

johnnydbaseball by Doxy91 June 21, 2018

johnnydeppsexual 

a person who is only sexually attracted to johnny depp.

“sorry, i can’t go out with you. i’m johnnydeppsexual.”

johnnydeppsexual by anonymous January 9, 2021

Jonnymanson 

A guy that fits into more or less all of the below categories:

A worthless spineless guy.

One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).

In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)

A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.

Guy with a small dick.

'I pulled a jonnymanson with the new girl'
'that guy jonnymansoned my sister'
'why is she really upset? she realised her boyfriend is a jonnymanson. she took it really hard'
'How big is your boyfriends dick? About 10 jonnymansons'

Jonnymanson by Alex Johnstone December 13, 2008

Jonny is an Ambulance 

Jonny is an Ambulance is punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland that plays shitty random gigs in the worst possible bars in the world.

Did you see Jonny is an Ambulance last night?

No i was too busy doing something more important and entertaining

what where you doing?

taking a dump

Jonny is an Ambulance by aye209 March 1, 2011

Jonny D 

To create or use made up words on the spot and to pass them off as real words.

When Sally said to her companions that Anne had "hostagized" the conversation when she interrupted and rudely took command of the topic, Sally pulled a Jonny D

Jonny D by Mrs. Vandershears July 4, 2012

jonny boyd 

motherfuckin pimp ass nigga

He's so pimp, he must be a Jonny Boyd.

jonny boyd by Jonny Boyd is mah nigga November 13, 2013

jonny castillo 

one who makes da pussy wetter then a rainy day

"Dam I Seen Jonny Castillo Last Night,His Lips Had Me Super Wet!"

jonny castillo by versacepapi May 29, 2014