jizzang

when a man's wang is covered in jizz

I was getting a blowjob and came in Sady's mouth, but she didn't swallow so when I pulled out I had a total jizzang

by Sperm Whale November 22, 2004

Jizz'donbuleed

A time in which someone gets jizzed on and for some weird reason they start to bleed

Henry got jizz'donbuleeded last week and now he has a fear of masterbation

Doctor: " I'm sorry Henry, according to your body's unrelative response, you won't be able to exert sperm anymore."
Henry: "Aw c'mon Doc, it's because his weiner was in my butt!"

by Nathanispro May 28, 2008

Bloody Jizz Pie

It's a pie full of Jizz and Blood. Mixed Together

1. Instead of throwing a pie full of apples at someone's face, it's full of Blood and Jizz.
2. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie REPLACED with a family's blood and jizz
3. Bloody Jizz Pie

by Zak Reynolds October 20, 2008

Jazzy

A name for girls who try to hard to be cool.

Girl one: That chick showed up at the Walmart Twilight Party with a drawn on mustache and sunglasses but "didn't want to be seen." Can you believe that?
Girl two: Well she IS jazzy afterall.

by aseaistart May 30, 2009

Jizz Jar

A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.

Guy 1: Damn it, I jizzed first.

Guy 2: Put some money in the Jizz Jar.

by Lorena Trancy June 15, 2011

Jizz Lord

When a man/women or it ,because of all the fucking feminazis and there needs to be gender "neutral" shit going around, goes around jizzing everywhere, while at the mall, at a family gathering, your basement or anyplace in general

Man that bitch last night was a mad "Jizz lord" she made me clean up to (fuck my fucking life, there was so much jizz) .

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you December 25, 2017

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003