Jew

Someone with a Jewish religion

Daniel has 2 vapes and won’t give Sasha one for the night he is a Jew

by yeh boi 126987 March 4, 2022

Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 23, 2011

jew energy

when you feel like a hot bad bitch and your walking in your saviors steps (Adam Sandler) on the path to success

wow! you have real jew energy!
your giving jew energy !

by bunville September 14, 2023

bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 14, 2025

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018

Jewed

To jew something

Hey! Look at that big nosed individual, he jewed my wallet 2 minutes ago! Somebody stop him before he sells it for an excessive amount of money!

by JoeNotJew. April 20, 2025