Gym wood

When you get a raging boner at the gym.

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.

by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022

Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.

Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.

by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024

hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding

you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood

by transgenderer July 9, 2022

Good wood

Something hard and stiff

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose

by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024

Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.

Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).

Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.

by Palm Knee June 7, 2025