A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 4, 2022

human hashtag

The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.

*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *

Dan: "hey Rick"

Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"

Dan: "human hashtag for-real"

by Dbomb484 November 10, 2013

human discrepancy

The differences in all of human beings as a whole in society. It is also reminiscent of the people’s ability to differentiate each other in society. It contains relations of unique properties and characteristics.

The room contained moderate amounts of human discrepancy.

by raymancavemansavedman July 21, 2023

Human Reference Book

nickname from Governor Nikki Haley’s office for Jordan Thomas Cooper

The Human Reference Book is the first black to successfully nominate two billionaires for an honorary degree-Bob Johnson and Oprah Winfrey received honorary degrees from Arkansas Baptist College and Bethune Cookman University.

by Coop Dupe January 10, 2020

human

U

A: I am human
B: I know

by Dookie Master 💩 May 30, 2022

Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.

There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.

by cyan May 9, 2022