Retardedly Drunk 

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

Retardedly Drunk by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010

Prairie Drunk 

The act of getting the most drunk and fucked up you can possibly get without dying. In some occasions, you may end up in the hospital. Mostly done by Saskatchewanians, since there really isn't that much nightlife in the province. A lot of fun, but very sloppy.

Guy 1 "Hey dude wanna party tonight?"
Guy 2 "Nahh, got prairie drunk last night."
Guy 1 "Have fun being hungover for 3 days."

Prairie Drunk by hoooolyshitimdrunk November 14, 2011

Pixel Drunk

The act of heavily drinking inside a video game, a pixel drunk can also be defined as an in-game alcoholic.

While Joe was playing World of Warcraft he got pixel drunk because it made his screen blurry.

Pixel Drunk by moorouto September 24, 2011

Mall Drunk 

when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.

can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)

Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.

Mall Drunk by F.B.G.M, February 9, 2012

Trendy Drunk 

A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.

Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"

Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."

Trendy Drunk by Trendy Drunk February 26, 2012

rodger drunk 

When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.

Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."

rodger drunk by Moojl September 29, 2012

Jacy Drunk 

getting beyond white girl wasted to the point where you think you have just become a cast member on Jersey Shore. You think cameras are following you around all the time so you constantly cause drama for no other reason then to boost your shrunken ego.

Can you believe that girl last night? She was so Jacy Drunk

Jacy Drunk by Drasshat July 31, 2012