Douchebag

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.

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Douchebag by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014

douchebag

A word used to describe a man who expects to receive oral sex from a woman without providing it in return.

Girl 1: "So I gave John head last night, and he didn't even return the favor."
Girl 2: "What a douchebag!"

douchebag by slutswithacause July 6, 2014

Douchebag

Douche bag, douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term, referring to an arrogant or obnoxious person. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s.
It is also collectively known that although the term originated in the 1960s, Thomas Edison is credited with being the first and original douche.

Rad-Ron: My favourite scientist is definitely Nikola Tesla.

Lame-Larry: No, Thomas Edison is the coolest duh.

Rad-Ron: Oh come on! Edison was like the biggest douche ever!

Lame-Larry: Oh no, your incredible argument and all over handsomeness has blown me out of the water, into the the water again, and then out of the water yet another time. You win. Even I have to admit that alleged scientist Thomas Edison was a douchebag.

Douchebag by Teenage Starlord February 8, 2015

douchebag

-your boss
-the prick that cheats on your girlfriend
-someone who puts their flat cap hat backwards
-someone who poses like a thug in solo or group selfies
-a worthless asshole
-someone who thinks they're better than people

Can you stop being a douchebag, it's pissing me off.

douchebag by xilvergman February 10, 2015

Douchebag

People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.

I hate your face douchebag

Douchebag by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

douchebag

Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.

Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!

douchebag by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016

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