Douche Bag 

An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.

Douche Bag by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005

douche nozel 

the advanced form of a douche. one who can be a douche without trying. a title gained through sucking up and being stuck up.

that teacher is such a douche nozel
i noe man, she makes other douches seem cool

douche nozel by Pheng February 4, 2008

douche rock 

The crappiest rock music I've ever hard. Being a douche rocker means you have to sound like a prepubescent boy when you're singing, hit random, incoherent chords in songs, and have no timing, rhythm, or skill when you're drumming. You also have to cream you're manpanties whenever one of your crappy hits is played on "Z100", MTV's "TRL", and the like.

Douche rock bands include the likes of All American Rejects, the late Green Day, Nickleback, Alter Bridge, AFI, and jesus christ Fall Out Boy. I HATE FALL OUT BOY!!!

Doucherock is taking over the free world while badass modern bands like Velvet Revoler and Avenged Sevenfold are consistently pushed to the side in favor of these fucking Gap clothed, Starbucks drinking, Z100 listening, straight edge clown shoes.

Fuck Douche Rock

Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, All American Rejects, Alter Bridge, Nickleback, Jimmy Eat World and AFI are all festering examples of the douchiest douche rock in the universe. I'd list more, but I'm afraid I'll grow a vagina if I did.

douche rock by Sue the Samurai September 16, 2008

douche bubble 

n. a member of the female sex that blows bubbles from her vagina

Miss Kentucky's talent this evening is.. oh good Lord, she's a douche bubble!

douche bubble by berg February 5, 2003

douche wibler 

One who wibles a douche; someone who has pissed you off; taylor; my boyfriend xD

Man, Taylor is such a douch wibler!

You stupid douche wibler.

douche wibler by xamandaxhi December 20, 2008

Douche-kitten 

Someone who is cute and cuddly,but still acts like a douche.

Brother:Dude my little sister is such a douche-kitten!

Friend;Yeah,but she's cute and cuddly.

Douche-kitten by Rachal Davidson..and wingman March 20, 2009

Douche Bag 

One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.

"Hey Tyler"

"Yeah"

"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."

"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"

"Richardson, actually."

"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."

"Well said, good Sir."

Douche Bag by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009