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Cum Swaddle

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.
"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne
by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010
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ghost cum

That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.
(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"

It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!
by John McCrary March 12, 2008
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cum bumps

typically refers to a homosexual act in which, one partner snorts semen into their sinuses, similarly to snorting a line of coccaine.
After Seth farted out Jamie's semen, Jamie proceeded to do cum bumps off of Seth's buttocks.
by 40 oz. Phil November 8, 2007
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cum fuck

A gay sex act, wherein one man ejaculates over the penis of his partner, who then uses it as lubrication to assist in the anal penetration which then follows.
Lee shot his load over Anthony's throbbing member. Anthony immediately lifted Lee's legs high in the air and, positioning his freshly-moistened pork-sword on his boyfriend's starfish said "I'm gonna cum fuck you SO hard..."
by LimaUK August 31, 2008
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cum lips

When a girl/guy blows there partners cock really hard, and then he cums on her lips, therefore providing a good and healthy snack, and a lip moisturizer.
Yeah dude...I gave her sum nasty cum lips last night.
by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006
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cum bunny

A woman that you use for sexual purposes. Sexual use must include capacity to leave ejaculated semen inside of her body.
Baby, I'm gonna make you my little cum bunny. ......Oh, oh, uunnnggh!!!
by Pinche Cagon December 11, 2007
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dominic cummings

Description for a type of golf shot where the player hits a long drive out of bounds without penalty.
Damn, looks like I've hit a Dominic Cummings. Never mind, I'll just reload.
by Jannera38 December 10, 2020
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