cap

a lie.

*someone bluffing about something*
"cap."

by anonymous August 21, 2023

cap

when someone is trying to prove you're lying by lazyness

tyrone: man i slapped my homies ass last night that shit badongus blabbed moved and he liked it
friend 1: man you gay as hell
tyrone: cap

by tf2 pyro June 5, 2022

Snow Caps

When you’re frying Oreos naked and oil splashes on your nuts, so you sprinkle them with powdered sugar. Bam.

Jim had snow caps after he doused powdered sugar on his nuts during a naked Oreo frying incident,

by Luckan March 30, 2021

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

No Cap

No ceiling; no limit; to denote anything is possible; usually in reference to seemingly impossible feats.

Anyone can make more than $5,000.00 a day, $15,000.00 a day, no cap.

by RuiNa February 29, 2020

CAP

(Civil - Air - Patrol)

Hey dude, are you in CAP?

by teeeech February 3, 2024

No knee caps

A person who will never propose. Refers to the emotional inability to get down on one knee Not to be confused with eternally single; someone without knee caps will stay in long term relationships, but will never actually pop the question.

Sis, your man has no knee caps. If you want marriage and kids you need to move on!

by CC Halpert June 9, 2018