Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head

It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole

by Sparkysrevenge4 December 26, 2023

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Canadian Refrigerator

Coating your balls in Maple syrup and letting it solidify in the refrigerator.

"Me and Brian are going to do a Canadian Refrigerator for his Bachelor Party."

by troll2009 June 7, 2025

Canadian Bacon

Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian

Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon

by grapelemonade February 6, 2024

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Canadian Snowblower

Blowjob ended with a money shot on the girl’s chest

You don’t have to swallow baby. Let me just give you a Canadian Snowblower.

by eviljew85 June 21, 2018

Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

by Chunk762 September 22, 2023