Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

by MTen10 February 18, 2018

Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.
by 14sharibaby August 23, 2011

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Titties. In the 70s women didn’t wear bras often especially out to dance. So guys would call their boobs disco biscuits
by Mrmyfriendbrentsdad January 17, 2021

When someone "Pink Socks" someone, then let's the pink socks juices leak on a biscuit, then both of the people/partners eat the biscuit.
by MegaBiscuit February 18, 2017

A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows
by Kingcug May 31, 2018
