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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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gym biscuit

Hot fit female, typically wearing makeup, at the gym.
Duuuude.... did you see that gym biscuit doing squats? She’s hot and I wanna bang!
by MTen10 February 18, 2018
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tickle biscuit

Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.
by 14sharibaby August 23, 2011
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Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.
by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019
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Disco Biscuits

Titties. In the 70s women didn’t wear bras often especially out to dance. So guys would call their boobs disco biscuits
“Damn, you see the disco biscuits on that roller girl?
by Mrmyfriendbrentsdad January 17, 2021
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juicy biscuit

When someone "Pink Socks" someone, then let's the pink socks juices leak on a biscuit, then both of the people/partners eat the biscuit.
Dude yesterday me and my girlfriend ate a juicy biscuit together.
by MegaBiscuit February 18, 2017
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Dick biscuit

A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows
"Grabbed Jessica's head last night and gave her a face full of dick biscuit"
by Kingcug May 31, 2018
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