Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 07, 2023

Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021

50 pounds of beef

Having an extraordinarily large gripe or grudge against another person.

Like for a graduation party.

"Hey do you want to go with me to my friend Cassie's house?"
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."

by Brewtown July 18, 2017

beef on my fingers

fingering your significant other's asshole, which could result in shit on your hand.

Noah: Man I had some wild sex last night! I got beef on my fingers!

Wyatt: Ew, gross!

by biglettuceboy July 13, 2019

roast beef grinder

Two women with dangling labia, loose or stretched out from over-use and abuse, scissoring in lust.

Jak and Brent decided on placing a roast beef grinder instead of a hot roast beef on their sex acts menu cause they thought two old dykes grinding their pussies still sounded better than eating shit.

by SpicyPino216 May 01, 2022

Joey Angus Beef

Joey Angus beef is the grossest beef possible. It is said to give you STDs and Bacterial vaginosis if you eat it. Anyone who eats it probably has a low bar.

Don’t eat Joey angus beef, it will give you things you do not want

by anon293736 February 04, 2022

Speak Your Beef

To open a dialogue with someone you have a problem with

You got a problem? Speak your beef, bro.

by maestroofmisanthropy July 23, 2017