A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act
by felix109 January 6, 2017
Get the Klondike Bar mug.A sex move/orgy that involves two guys on each end of a line of girls that are tossing each other's salads. Essentially an extended Eiffel Tower.
Dude 1: Hey man I know some girls that are up for getting freaky tonight.
Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.
Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.
by furfauxsake October 28, 2015
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: a person that may have been fit and/or more attractive in their younger days. A decade ago, they were nearly, next top model. They may have partied or bar hopped a lot in those days, as well. The night life has turned their hour glass shape, into a grandfather clock or upside down Christmas tree, shape. Due to the late nights & partying, they've settled mentally & physically; on the verge of falling off, two setups(personal 1/2 pints of liqour, cups, ice bucket) or two slices of Doberge' cake away from obesity. Some can be seen at the bar, wearing heavy eye makeup, caterpillar-ish eye lashes, tight clothing; preferably shiny & easily seen in low lighting; along w/gold or blonde hair; possibly greenish purple.
Note: Many may have dark cirlces around their eyes, may be slim or heavy, w/or w/a "F.U.P.A." and "Cankles".
adjective
: a person that may have been fit and/or more attractive in their younger days. A decade ago, they were nearly, next top model. They may have partied or bar hopped a lot in those days, as well. The night life has turned their hour glass shape, into a grandfather clock or upside down Christmas tree, shape. Due to the late nights & partying, they've settled mentally & physically; on the verge of falling off, two setups(personal 1/2 pints of liqour, cups, ice bucket) or two slices of Doberge' cake away from obesity. Some can be seen at the bar, wearing heavy eye makeup, caterpillar-ish eye lashes, tight clothing; preferably shiny & easily seen in low lighting; along w/gold or blonde hair; possibly greenish purple.
Note: Many may have dark cirlces around their eyes, may be slim or heavy, w/or w/a "F.U.P.A." and "Cankles".
by NolaGyrl November 23, 2015
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Drunken Friends: "Anyone notice how Scott and Chris look alike?"
Scott: "No?"
Chris: "No?"
Other Drunken Friends: "Hell yeah! They could be brothers!"
Chris: "Guess we're Bar Twins"
Scott: "...."
Drunken Friends: "Anyone notice how Scott and Chris look alike?"
Scott: "No?"
Chris: "No?"
Other Drunken Friends: "Hell yeah! They could be brothers!"
Chris: "Guess we're Bar Twins"
Scott: "...."
by bartwin November 25, 2015
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Get the Bars mug.When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
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Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
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by Helladays January 28, 2016
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I went to the 22 Bar, l paid $10 000 for the sexy bald guy... it was the most amazing tantric sex I've ever had. I let cum inside me. I got pregnant hehe - I'm telling my husband its his...
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