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Bad Touch Trio

a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way
OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!
by EmpressPhillip October 24, 2010
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Bad News List

A list of individuals in bad standing with the Nuestra Familia prison gang. Reasons may include dropping out, failure to pay debts, or failure to carry out orders. Individuals on the Bad News List are subject to removal.
Sombra: Odelay holmes! You've seen Lobo?

Cartoon: Nah bro. And you won't be seeing him. He's on the Bad News List.

Sombra: Whad he do?

Cartoon: He didn't follow the Big Homey's orders! There's a greenlight on his ass!
by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019
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Bad Poetry Face

The slim shrug of the lips you make, kind of like an "all righty" in the country manner, whilst nodding your head, when you're hearing really bad poetry. As if you've got to pass gas. As if you've got a pitcher of beer in your bladder and the moron poet keeps on reading. You share this look with a friend, who is also making the bad poetry face. This poetry sucks ass. The poet sucks ass. He is a "sucker butthole."
I went to the reading and just a few minutes after it started, I was already making the bad poetry face. Ugh. That dude sucked. What was his name? It rhymes with Bony Toadland. Tony Toadland? Bony Hoagland? I can't remember, but one thing is sure, his spineless, p.c. poetry sucks ass, and you, too, will make the bad poetry face -- if you really think about it -- after he starts reading.
by MaryRoofle September 20, 2005
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Breaking Bad 4x13

- The best episode of Breaking Bad ever seen. Correction : the best piece of a TV Show ever designed in the known universe. And beyond.
- Has the ability to make you stuck to your screen so intensively that if you need a piss or a poo, you just do it on yourself because you don't wanna miss Walter White's next move towards Gus.
- When it's ended, makes you scream as a demonic posessed person : "OH MY GOD, IT'S SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!"
- Oh, man, I just watched Breaking Bad 4x13 episode last night...
- So ?
- OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!
- Ok.
by Abondakor November 8, 2011
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bad ass motherfucker

a person, male, who with out comprmise will tear you a new asshole, drink all your liquor, bone your betty, and do so with a smile on his face.
A hard as stone killer, O.G., king of the klan, kitten eating, shark biting, individual, who will not be fucked with.
some one you both fear and respect, as the reaper.
The last man you ever want to piss off, and the last thing you see when you do.
"I don't want to go tell the bad ass motherfucker, that I don't have the money"
"He was last seen kissing the boot's of that Bad ass motherfucker"
"He was digging a hole with that bad ass motherfucker,in the back 40, and we havn't seen him since"
by Touque December 9, 2008
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Bad Pube Day

A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.

It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?

John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.

Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.

Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!

EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.

John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!

Joe: What his problem?

Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
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