When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010

I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

by Vale74 November 30, 2010

i saw

having sex with a really hot girl

I saw you last night.

by bitchels September 9, 2006

I-man

Steve Jobs... a Legend!!!

I-man; the I phone creator
Ipad
I pod

I culture.....

by Omairtalat October 6, 2011

i-mo

EYE-MO

1: A person or persons engaging in one of the mannerisms of being emo through the use of an i-pod.

2: Purposefully avoiding contact with and or removing oneself from people in a place generally ment for socializing.

Person one: Look at that guy all alone at the back of the bus, looking all pissed off... I tried to talk to him but he just ignored me.

Person two: Ya, forget it, he's being a total i-mo...

by nocturni May 31, 2009

i think i looked cute wbu

when you feel insecure about your physical appearance so you say that you look cute to make u feel confident, but all you want is just for people to compliment you

hey look at this picture of me in this outfit, i think i looked cute wbu *nervous laugh*

by rziaaaa November 9, 2018

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022