Dick

What you don’t have and what you are.

Hey yo it’s my boy dick.

by datnastymotherfucker October 17, 2019

Glass dick

Crack pipe

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!

by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016

Dick

Jacob Coleman

Man Jacob Coleman is a dick with a shrimp

by C hase July 10, 2019

Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.

Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!

by imboredonaroadtrip July 7, 2022

dick fuck

It's when someone is so small , they can only fuck a dick hole.

hay dick fuck what are you going to do with that ? fuck a dick hole

by Invented that word December 10, 2024

Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

Moby Dick

It is a Novelty Book About A Whale Dunno where these sick f's got their information from

Person 1: Yo did you Read the Moby Dick Novelty book

Person 2: Yeah it was a great book

by DeeJayyXz July 3, 2022