vacation dick

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.

"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"

by Summeriscomingeventually April 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.

Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!

by KCdefinesshit April 17, 2016

vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .

The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long

by Purple haze May 01, 2016

vacation dick

A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!

by amotherfuckingnigger45 April 22, 2016

vacation dick

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.

"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"

by Sassymolassy617 April 21, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.

by dammn_danniel April 11, 2016

vacation dick

A dick in which you only can have every now and then but hope is . Long as possible, much like an actual vacation.

Oh man, he sure has one vacation dick but now i have to go back to plain old boyfriend dick.

by Just_James April 11, 2016